Saturday, August 05, 2006
What Else on a Plane?
Over at my brother's blog, Dave is quite excited about the upcoming movie Snakes on a Plane.
Now, we all know that if the movie is even moderately successful (meaning it doesn't single-handedly bankrupt the studio), there will be knock-offs: Spiders on a Plane, Fire Ants on a Plane, Giant Mutant Flukes on a Boat, etc. So I started wondering how far we could go with this. I'll start, the rest of you feel free to jump in.
Burger King Mascots on a Plane
South Florida Condo Residents on a Plane
Jehovah's Witnesses on an Airplane
Drunken Mel Gibson on a Plane
Kevin Federline on a Greyhound Bus
Gilbert Gottfried on Your Television
Male Cher Impersonators on a Hovercraft
Anna Nicole Smith Anywhere
Now, we all know that if the movie is even moderately successful (meaning it doesn't single-handedly bankrupt the studio), there will be knock-offs: Spiders on a Plane, Fire Ants on a Plane, Giant Mutant Flukes on a Boat, etc. So I started wondering how far we could go with this. I'll start, the rest of you feel free to jump in.
Burger King Mascots on a Plane
South Florida Condo Residents on a Plane
Jehovah's Witnesses on an Airplane
Drunken Mel Gibson on a Plane
Kevin Federline on a Greyhound Bus
Gilbert Gottfried on Your Television
Male Cher Impersonators on a Hovercraft
Anna Nicole Smith Anywhere
